Elong Tusk
Providing aerodynamic expertise for the LAPTV.
“Aero Pig™ Taxi service for pigs everywhere.”
Albert Swinestein
Professor Emeritus for the Aero Pig™ Charter School.
Gravity is optional in the quantum.
Commander Hock
A supporter of crispy breakfast strips.
“Crisp long and prosper.”
Babe Root
An official sponsor of Porcine Sports.
Considering a Baby Soo™ Lager.
Ham Solow
Training Aero Pig™ Cadets in Low Altitude flight – since that’s all he’s got.
“I struggle with vertical lift.”
Julia Pork – The French Chef
Apples, truffles and winter squash are delightful companions.
“Artichokes are a pig’s friend.”
Jackie O’Hog
A radiant being who is beloved.
“Make sure your pearls are placed just so.”
Boar Washington
The Father of Styville. We salute you.
“I did not chop down the cherry tree. I promise.”
HRH Elizapig
Royalty at its finest hour.
“”You may kiss my hock.”
Charley Pink
The charming and often misunderstood porker.
“I am more than you imagine.”
Bonapig
A short and tenacious adversary.
“Tu te sens chanceux, petit con?”
Snouty
Because pigs are a human’s best friend.
“I’m on top of the world looking for treats.”
The Future of Porcine Travel to Lands Beyond
