Styville has recently annexed a large section of rural land adjacent to the city. It includes fields for crops and grazing, as well as timber, and water for irrigation.
We have learned that there is a segment of our porcine global family who has been seeking relocation to help develop a lifestyle and sustainable agriculture for all of us. They are exceptional architects, builders and excel at animal husbandry. They refer to themselves as “The Hamish” (hah’-mish), not to be confused with those they admire and have learned from, the Amish.
Some of you may know William and Beatrice Shankford. They have been tirelessly traveling and gaining a community that has been working with the Styville Council and The Porkfolio. They have spent the last two years learning construction, food processing and how to develop a legitimate community among those of like-mind.
Mr. J. Paul Gettyswine, III and The Porkfolio Board of Directors have created an Irrevocable Trust for the Hamish Porcine Centre that includes land, housing, utilities and a tax abatement, granted through the benevolence of The Stewardship and Philanthropic 401(c). In addition, new eco-friendly windmills called HUMS™, which boast advanced telecom and power capability have been introduced by NERD Herd™ (Network Engineers Rapidly Deployed).
Jowlene Lardmore, Senior Editor of The Daily Oink has been in communication with both Mr. J. Paul Gettyswine, III and the Shankfords for months. More to come on this unprecedented and unique development. – JBL for Ms. Lardmore